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[tunics]

[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

Comments

[tunics]

But-...! [RANSA!!!] Is it really something only for adults?

[chuanifrinn]

Yes, got it in one! Just for adults.

[tunics]

That's kind of silly...

The people I overheard talking about it made it seem like it was fun and everything.

[chuanifrinn]

Yeah it is, but if you've never had an erection before then you wouldn't be able to have that kind of fun no matter how much fun they say it is.

[tunics]

[...oh no now you've done it.]

Erection?

[chuanifrinn]

What...shit...no...I said I wasn't good at this!

[tunics]

W-well.... if it's too much for you, you don't really have to explain it! That's okay.

[chuanifrinn]

Eh...thanks, I'd rather not.

[tunics]

You must get embarrassed easily.

[chuanifrinn]

Who's embarrassed, it's just not easy talking about adult stuff to kids.

[tunics]

Is everything in the adult world this hard to talk about? I'm glad I'll be a kid forever.

[chuanifrinn]

Yes. Stay a kid. Always.

[tunics]

The adult world sounds... too confusing anyways.

I just don't like it when people think I can't do something because I'm young. But this is something I really can't do- right?

[HE TRUSTS YOU LANCER!]

[chuanifrinn]

Yes it is.

Well, it's something you can't do because you need the right working parts to do it and only adults have those working parts...so it's kind of because you're a kid.

But it's not important, you know, sex is nothing compared to being able to kick a dinosaurs butt...

[Is he going to have to end up showing Link a diagram?]

[tunics]

[....>working parts >ADULT HAVE THESE WORKING PARTS

he can only think of one conclusion!!]

Adults grow something else when they get older?!

[he might have to....]

[chuanifrinn]

Yeah...pubic hair.

[tunics]

Wh....what? Hair?

[OH GOD LANCER WHY.]

[chuanifrinn]

Yeah. Alright, you're a boy right...so...you have a penis. [This conversation is wrong...just wrong...]


[YOU STARTED IT LINK!]

[tunics]

Oh! Yeah I know what that is! [AHAHA HE GOT SOMETHING HERE.

Lancer you're going to hell, but it's okay. :)]

[chuanifrinn]

Alright well when adults get older that part of their body changes, in boys it gets bigger and the area around it grows hair...it's called pubic hair [He's trying NOT TO BE SPECIFIC...look at him, he's on the verge of tears] That part of the anatomy can also do things that the anatomy of a child doesn't usually do.

[tunics]

Wh-........

[OH WHAT THE?! THAT'S.... KIND OF SCARY.]

Okay, yeah! I'm definitely glad I'll stay as a child forever, that sounds so weird! I don't want any of that!

[and then he realizes that... intimate stuff... and what Lancer is saying... ohdkgbdkjgbkflasfsdkl HE'S SO EMBARRASSED NOW...!]

[chuanifrinn]

[HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF?]

Eh...that's good kiddo...stay little, and slay more dinosaurs.

[tunics]

Y-yeah I'd rather deal with dinosaurs than that!

I don't even want to know about girls either!