[video]

[tunics]

[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

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[croibhristeoir]

[This is Lancer.]

[This is Lancer choking on a cup of coffee.]

[tunics]

[this is link being oblivious as all hell.]

Um... are you okay Lancer?

[leucotomy]

It's how humans have babies.

[tunics]

....Really? The way they were talking about it... it didn't really sound like they were trying to make a baby.

[starofchaos]

It's when a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, or something entirely different altogether unite their bodies in a very intimate way.

Don't believe the hype; it is rarely done in a pure intent for children. More so for personal pleasures. But it should not be done by the young. This is the way that adults view it. As a thing for adults and not for children.

[tunics]

[ah ....oh...]

So it's... strictly something for adults to do?

[chuanifrinn]

Thank Lugh I didn't have to explain it.

[chuanifrinn]

Sex is something you won't even beging to appreciate until you're older...and even then it'll probably take an additional couple of years to even master it so that you can enjoy it.

[tunics]

Wha....really? But I usually master everything right away so maybe.... [he'll use his master sword alright....]

[hasabulletforyou]

You're joking.

[tunics]

Why would I be joking?

[starblaze]

Humans are apparently obsessed with it for some reason.

[tunics]

Why would they be? [link you'll experience the amazing sex drives once you're older.]

[kukuku]

It's something that makes the blood of humans taste much less desireable, kukuku.

[tunics]

Wait... really? So it taints someone, basically?

[ video ]

[denies]

[ JGHKJDFHKJF LINK WHAT ARE YOU ASKING PEOPLE. People are hideous on here, don't ask the community that, stay pure..!! ]

... Don't worry. [ Yet she keeps her voice as calm as usually. ] It's not something you have to worry about for quite some time to come.

[ video ]

[tunics]

People keep telling me that.... it's really an adult thing huh?

I won't ever grow old though.

[second_star]

I don't think I'm the right person to tell you.

I don't think any of us are.

[tunics]

But you guys know so much about other things so I thought I'd ask!

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ yeah, she's going to spend ten minutes just trying to figure out how to use this community and link things. so have most of this video of her simply staring at the screen; she might be doing something- she might not be. after a while a link to this post appears, which in turn links to this (warning: NSFW).


after doing so, she gives prideful nod, as if she just accomplished something. it seems that for better or worse, her bullying and attitude towards Link while under a virus has been forgotten. ] It makes more people! Humans don't lay eggs, though- they keep the egg inside of their body.

[ best sex ed ]

sames

[tunics]

[.......Okay, now it's his turn to try and figure out how to get Navi to go to these links so he can see. In any case, he eventually goes there and-...

...

.....oh goddesses what is that.

He's just.... wide eyed for a second here....]

E..eh...!? Ah that's....! That's really...! [THAT'S GROSS WHAT THE HELL???]

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

[LINK WTF.]

You shouldn't ask those things!

[Video]

[tunics]

[HE WAS CURIOUS.]

I-I know I know! But I just wanted to know...

[deadlydoctor]

Sex means intercourse between two beings, and it's usually done in favor of reproduction.

[tunics]

Yeah I understand that.... but it's for fun too sometimes? I think?