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[tunics]

[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

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[tunics]

Why would they be? [link you'll experience the amazing sex drives once you're older.]

[starblaze]

... Instinct?

[tunics]

In....instinct...?

I don't think I'd get anything like that since I'm supposed to stay little forever... But, other people can't help it?

[starblaze]

Maybe that isn't the right word, then...

[hhhhh she's bad at this]

[tunics]

Maybe not... but, it's for adults?

[starblaze]

It's supposed to be. [THINKING OF ALL THOSE FUJOSHI/EROGE KIDS ON THE COMM....]

[tunics]

[he hasn't had the chance to talk to any fujoshi kids yet!!]

People keep... saying it's for adults, that it's bad for kids to do it- it's an intimate act but I don't know what it is exactly, you know?

Unless there's a picture.... [show him some eroge, shooter.]

[starblaze]

...

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The pictures are for adults only too.

[tunics]

[DAMMIT. He was so close to seeing a diagram or something.]

Darn... so wait- do you know all about that then, Shooter?

[starblaze]

Not really. I heard most of what I know from the community.

[tunics]

Oh.... well I'm trying to find out and it's like people are afraid to tell me.

[starblaze]

Because kids aren't supposed to know about that kind of stuff.

[tunics]

[a groan.]

Yeah yeah I got that.... something about kids not being ready. I don't like being treated like a little kid but... it's for the best interest in this case, right?

[starblaze]

Aren't there other things you can ask about? Things that aren't restricted to adults?

[tunics]

Well I didn't know this was only for adults but...

Hmmm.... [deep in thought....]

[starblaze]

[yesssss divert your mind away from sex. sob.]

[tunics]

[by request:]

Hey aren't you cold-? I don't think I've seen you ever wear an actual shirt.

[starblaze]

Ah... I don't get cold.

And I don't own any shirts either...

[tunics]

You own a tunic? [because tunics are the best don't even.]

[starblaze]

This is the only outfit I have. [mmmmhm]

[tunics]

Really....?

That's good you don't get cold though... wait- can you feel things like hot or cold then?

[starblaze]

Yeah, but they don't bother me.

[tunics]

Hmmm.... I see.

But you know, the other day I went to this river- and it was pretty cool there. You ever heard of the Zora?

[starblaze]

No. What are they?

[tunics]

Fish people!