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[tunics]

[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

Comments

[second_star]

I don't think I'm the right person to tell you.

I don't think any of us are.

[tunics]

But you guys know so much about other things so I thought I'd ask!

[second_star]

Still, I think you're too young too know.

Not that this'll stop you...goddammit.

So what has the rest of the community told you so far?

[tunics]

Um... Lancer told me some weird things already... [ABOUT HAIR OF ALL THINGS.]

I heard if you do it you'll become impure, all this stuff.

[second_star]

Well...I guess that would all depend on who you talk to. Sex is kind of important, so I doubt it makes you impure or whatever.

Course, you shouldn't just have it all the time. Or with everyone. There can be a lot of responsibility with it.

[tunics]

It's important now? Well... I learned it's for making babies, that's pretty important.

...Why would you do it all the time and with everyone? [WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME YURIIIIII?]

[second_star]

I don't know, some people are like that.

[tunics]

That's weird, does that mean there are babies being born all over the place?

[he doesn't get it's not always about children.]

[second_star]

Not exactly.

[tunics]

I don't get it....

[second_star]

I don't think you need to kid. You'll be fine without it for a few years.

[tunics]

But I won't grow up you know, I'll be a kid forever.

[second_star]

Really? That's weird.

So is everyone in your world a kid or something?

[tunics]

N-no no! Just the Kokiri are.

The Hylians are the ones that grow up and everything. [he doesn't know he is one yet shhhh.]

[second_star]

Oooh, I get it. I guess.

Even more reason for you not to know about sex. It's useless to you then.

[tunics]

Yeah I guess it is... but I was really just curious, that's about it.

[second_star]

I can understand that, you are a kid after all.

I still don't think I'm the best person to explain it to you. Why not read a book or something?

[tunics]

I guess I could.... there are books in the marketplace...

But I heard that's even just for adults- right? I don't think I'd be able to get it.

[second_star]

[ This just gets a smirk from him. ]

Sometimes, ya gotta break the rules, kid.

[tunics]

Maybe... I broke into the castle once after all.

[second_star]

Wow, even I haven't done that. Good job, kid.

[tunics]

It was reaaallyy easy! The guard were pretty stupid. I went right to the princess.

[second_star]

Hahaha, not bad! Yeah, I have yet to do that.

[tunics]

You have to be careful not to get caught! [this... will be fun for when it really happens, right yuri?]

[second_star]

Haha, I hear that noise. I'll let you know how it goes if I ever try this. Our castle is heavily guarded too.