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[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

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Why is it sullied?

If I described the concept in more detail, your mind would be sullied too. Normal humans can't comprehend such details until they are much older, lest their minds be corroded by such revelations!

O-oh... I don't want to be more sullied.

But even if I grow older I'll still be a child.

Then you need never be sullied by such nonsense, kukuku.

How do you know all this?

As a vampire noble with most refined tastes, it is only natural I know which blood tastes most desirable.

oohh... so you've tasted sullied blood and pure blood? I see...

Of course, though I removed the taste of such impurities from my gourmet fangs in haste.

Aw.... are you okay? Does bad blood hurt you?

One such as myself would not be lessened by the effects of ill-fated blood. It simply tastes undesirable. [ Like expired tomato juice. ]

Hm.... kind of like berries that are way over due. [RIGHT?! IT'S THE SAME RIIIIGHT?! HE THINKS SO.]

Similar, yes. [ EXACTLY THE SAME. They might've just called anyone who's not a virgin old and expired. ]

[they are old.]

I see... do you only drink blood? Doesn't that get boring?

I know I like to drink Lon Lon Milk, it's the best kind around here.

It's good for me, though I do consume other things.

Like what? Maybe if you visit me sometime I'll get some stuff together!

Though Sena suggested that I not embark on a journey to other worlds, I may have to take you up on such an offer, kukuku. [ >8| REBEL AGAINST SENA! ] Unfortunately, the ability to travel between worlds is not one my noble species possesses.

Oh right... I forgot that you know Lady Sena.

Nnn.... but she does have a point.... my world might be too dangerous.

I would not be object to you visiting mine should you find passage, kukuku. I will clear the house of all but my most trusted minions so that you will not need to fret about your safety.