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[tunics]

[Heya community! Link has a very very important question!]

What's sex? I overheard some adults in the market talking about it and... it sounds like fun!

Comments

[omnomsgods]

Unyu... you wanted to know what it is...

[tunics]

[he pulls his hat down over his eyes!! let him just... blush this out...]

That's so embarrassing! How can people do that? I'm glad I was born from a tree....

[omnomsgods]

What does being born from a tree have to do with it? [ and giving birth is dangerous, too. when they die from that, it's like she gets one and a half meals! ] I bet your mama tree had to go through the same thing, you know.

[tunics]

I don't think so.... The Great Deku Tree does things differently, Kokiri don't do... that kind of stuff.

[moves his hat so he can see her again.]

Adults are weird, doing all that...

[omnomsgods]

Mm...I don't understand it much, either. Maybe it's the gross kind of fun.

[tunics]

Gross kind of fun? How so?

[omnomsgods]

It looks gross, doesn't it? Why else would they do it unless they really want kids?

[tunics]

I-it does look gross! But you're saying it's fun too?

I don't see how it is. Not like I have to worry about it though.

[omnomsgods]

Lucky. Boy birds practice their dances and songs for hours and make their feathers really pretty just to get the girls. I'm not interested, thanks.

[tunics]

Oh do they....? Ahaha... I know about that stuff though, Mido was always trying to talk to Saria but she wasn't really interested.

[omnomsgods]

[ The fruitier prettier they are, the better mate they'll be. Yes. ] It's mostly for older people, anyways.

[ Okuu: she's like a child in an adult's body. ]

[tunics]

Well that's good-.... [he's still kind of curious as to what the human guys do.]

How old do you need to be, by the way?

[omnomsgods]

Good question... but time passes faster the higher up you are, and I'm in the Underworld so it's got to be different for you. [ ...physics. Of course it's all relative, but Okuu hasn't thought out this principle very well. ] I think you should be old enough to know that you could be a parent if you wanted to but not care if you or your mate lays an egg with a chick inside.

[tunics]

Oohh okay...! Yeah, I get it now- you need to be way older for that kind of stuff!

[omnomsgods]

How old are you now?

[tunics]

Still ten.

[omnomsgods]

The youngest-looking corpse of a mom still with a big belly I saw looked around twelve... [ she counts on her fingers and then looks at him. ] So maybe in two years for you!

[tunics]

[...Ew... he doesn't like that visual she's talking about.]

But... Kokiri stay children forever, so I don't think I need to do any of that at all.

[omnomsgods]

So don't worry about it if you're always a kid.

[tunics]

Yeah I know, I was still curious about it either way.

[omnomsgods]

...I didn't mean to scare you by showing that. I don't know what everyone else already told you.

[tunics]

Oh no that's okay! Everyone... was um... they refused to tell me, basically. And now I see why.

But I think it's good that I at least know what some of the adults in the marketplace were talking about.

[omnomsgods]

[ a warm laugh ] It's a good thing you aren't a bird youkai. I can't imagine you prettying yourself up for a mate.

[tunics]

Me neither...

[he smiles though.] You're back to normal, you were being such a bully before, Okuu. I'm glad you're not like that anymore.

[omnomsgods]

...[ she tilts her head to the side and then the other. like a owl discovering some curious phenomenon. eventually she huffs. ] .....




I don't know what came over me....